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Saturday, April 14, 2007

How to Play an Amazing Solo at Contest


Step 1: Open the ketchup.

Step 2: Go to teacher and he will pick out concert etude by Alexander Goedicke.

Step 3: Smile a little.

Step 4: Practice for 4 months.

Step 5: Sign up for 3 other events at solo and ensemble contest.

Step 6: Wake up at 6:oo on the BIG DAY. eat a large breakfast. No more eating for you until you're all done.

Step 8: play your other 3 events in the morning. Make sure to drink TONS O' WATER.

Step 9: Go to grounds for celebration. Yummy!

Step 10: Freak out for a half hour.

Step 11: Warm up, then get to your performing center early because They moved you up a slot.

Step 12: Blow everyone's brains out. !!!!!!

Step 14: Close the ketchup and put it back into the fridge.

Given all this, I had a really great day today.